so much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

sprayed with my
farts

the smell killed the
chickens

Eating those tacos wasn't so bright
Several bites in and I just didn't feel right
My gut started churning and made a weird noise
And so I bent over, with grace and with poise
"This one's for Frida" I shouted out loud
And let out a stinker that would make Frida proud
I don't think I've ever laid a fart that was wetter
And when it was over I felt so much better

I cause people near me to faint
Pleasant is something I ain’t
I get a real kick
Out of making folks sick
When they smell what comes out near my taint

(To the tune of "Smooth" by Santana)

Man it's a wet one
I'm pushing methane through my sweaty buns
You hear me farting and the smell irks everyone
A stench to behold

An undie shredder
A gaseous smelly butt cheek spreader
It's my reason for squeezing
It's how my bowels move

And if you smell
My couch
Your gag reflex will commence
My farts
Have that effect on the world
And you
Should really leave the room
It smells like poo

And it's just like the odor of rotting stew
Well that's the same as the aroma of a number two
It's kinda like I broke wind through a shit kazoo
Let out a fart, make it squeal
Have no regret about it

I make my ass sing
If you were here you'd see the doody stain
And every breath you'd have to hold
You wish I'd abstain
And you'd start to pout

Just ate a burrito
You'll hear the fallout from my booty hole
You feel the warming of the air
So thick and gross
I'm churning one out, now

And if you smell
My couch
Your gag reflex will commence
My farts
Have that effect on the world
And you
Should really leave the room
It smells like poo

And it's just like the odor of rotting stew
Well that's the same as the aroma of a number two
It's kinda like I broke wind through a shit kazoo
Let out a fart, make it squeal
Have no regret about it

And it's just like the odor of rotting stew
Well that's the same as the aroma of a number two
It's kinda like I broke wind through a shit kazoo
Let out a fart, make it squeal
Have no regret about it
Have no regret about it
Have no regret about it

Let out a fart, make it squeal
Have no regret about it
Have no regret about it
Have no regret about it
Have no regret about it