(To the tune of "Summer of '69" by Bryan Adams)

I got my first burrito
Bought it at the Taco Bell
Ate it til my stomach hurt
Should've known it wouldn't end well

Ordered the chalupa combo
Ate it fast, then pushed real hard
Jimmy died, Joe was unconscious
Should've gone to a salad bar

Oh, but when I look back now
I know that it was indigestion
Oh, but if I had the choice
I'd rather that than constipation
Those were the best farts of my life

Tired of all that straining
When I gotta take a poo
Spend my life down at the Wendy's
I get the number two, yeah

Sitting on my toilet bowl
You asked me how long I'd be in there
Oh, and then I felt relief
I knew that I'd have matted ass hair
Those were the best farts of my life

Oh Yeah
The chili was a dollar sixty-nine
Oh!

Man I was cutting cheese
I was fat and gassy
I needed to release
This smell's gonna last forever, forever

And now my ass is burning
Thanks to all the farts I've laid
Sometimes when I do the laundry
I get impressed with all the streaks I've made

Sitting on my toilet bowl
You asked me how long I'd be in there
Oh, and then I felt relief
I knew that I'd have matted ass hair
Those were the best farts of my life