(To the tune of "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC)

She was a gas machine
She liked her refried beans
She was the best damn farter that I ever seen

She liked her shepherd's pies
Wore a larger size
Knocking me out with her formidable thighs

She had stained underwear
From expelling her air
She crapped in her pants and didn't even care

Well her ass was shakin'
Her butt cheeks quakin'
Her stomach achin'
From too much bacon

And she, farted all night long
Yeah she, farted all night long

She farted really loud
And it made me proud
Hasn't been a gas cloud
That she disavowed

Farting like a boss
She liked her salad tossed
Had a meal fit for three
And all hope was lost

They had a special sound
Turned her undies brown
Now I'm wondering when
She'll be farting again

Cause her ass was shakin'
Her butt cheeks quakin'
Her stomach achin'
From too much bacon

And she, farted all night long
Yeah she, farted all night long

They knocked me out when she
Farted all night long
Her ass was shakin when she
Farted all night long

Yeah she farted
Yeah she farted

She really farted and she
Farted all night long
Yeah she, farted all night long
Yeah she, farted all night long
She really farted and she
Farted all night long

Yeah she farted
Yeah she farted
All night long