Poems About Farting
by Toots McAnus
with song parodies by Smell Silverstein
Monday, July 9, 2012
I’ll always decide
To eat beans refried
I put ‘em away by the pound
After a plate
I just sit back and wait
For that beautiful sputtery sound
If I bend over just right
And use just enough might
I propel myself right off the ground
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