Poems About Farting
by Toots McAnus
with song parodies by Smell Silverstein
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Today I sharted
Thought I had farted
My anus was guarded
But the feces departed
I tried to hold it, but the turds, they outsmarted
I shit my pants, God I’m retarded
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