Before I'll be leaving
I'll ensure you're dry heaving
By expelling a stinker or two

It's my way of enlightening
I don't mean to be frightening
It's just something that I have to do

You tell me to cease it
And please don't release it
You even have threatened to sue

But there's no use in pleading
Cause I'll soon be excreting
A sample that smells just like a poo