(To the tune of "Paint It Black" by The Rolling Stones)

I see a toilet and I want to paint it brown
I sit down on it and then I begin to crown
I see the cardboard tube where the TP belong
I panic then I see my girlfriend's pink sarong

I wipe my ass with her clothes, now they're painted brown
I used her sarong her bathrobe and her night gown
I stand up and I feel fresh as a summer rain
I put my pants back on but here it comes again...

I shit inside my pants now they're all painted brown
I take them off again and have to sit back down
I look inside my shorts and see a wad of poop
I think I'll bring this up next week when I'm in group

I lean against the lid and the whole room is rank
I fart so forcefully I break the toilet tank
There's water everywhere it's filled with shit and blood
I've gone and pushed too hard and caused this fecal flood

I see a toilet and I'm gonna paint it brown
I sit down on it and then I begin to crown
I see the cardboard tube where the TP should be
I guess I have no choice, my hand's enough for me

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I want to start to paint it
Paint it brown
Brown as ass
After gas
I wanna see the bowl
Painted with my brown eye
I wanna see it painted, painted, painted
Painted brown

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