Nothing to do last Saturday night
I just hung around and ordered a bite
I ate it too fast and felt not quite right
So I pushed really hard with all of my might
I strained and I struggled, so you get my plight
I really don't mean to be impolite
But the smell that emerged would cause quite a fright
The stains on my Jockeys were really a sight
You'd never have guessed that they started out white
Some tacos, some burgers and an extra large Sprite
Are the source of the farts that cause my delight