I love when you fart, I think it's just great
It's what I think of when I masturbate
Many will try but they can't duplicate
There are noises and smells that you can't replicate
No matter the cause, or the foods that you ate
If it lingers too long, we'll just fumigate
I don't get the derision, I don't get all the hate
I knew that I'd like it when you cleaned off your plate
It put me into a euphoria state
I bask in the odors that you helped create
Just take care to ensure that you don't defecate