(To the tune of "Purple Rain" by Prince)

I never wanted you to do my laundry
I never meant for you to see the stains
I only meant for you to hear me tooting
I only want to sit here farting in my crusty Hanes

Crusty Hanes, crusty Hanes
Crusty Hanes, crusty Hanes
Crusty Hanes, crusty Hanes
I only want to sit here farting in my crusty Hanes

I never wanted to cause you consternation
I only wanted to give a gassy serenade
I really thought you'd like my flatulation
I did not mean to fart on your parade

Crusty Hanes, crusty Hanes
Crusty Hanes, crusty Hanes
Crusty Hanes, crusty Hanes
I only want to sit here farting in my crusty Hanes

I know, I know, I know my farts are reeking
I've got another fart to give to you
That smells like poo
You say you wanna a breather
But you can't seem to escape my behind
I think you should enjoy it
And I'll acquaint you
With my crusty Hanes

Crusty Hanes, crusty Hanes
Crusty Hanes, crusty Hanes
Crusty Hanes, crusty Hanes
I only want to sit here farting in my crusty Hanes