All of you kids across this great nation
Shout out with joy, "Hooray Flatulation!"
I know they say to accept maturation
But let your assholes feel liberation
Set your cheeks free with staccato vibration
A good fart or three and you'll feel the elation
Your friends will admire with sheer adulation
As you fart in theirs faces with determination
Don't think of the chance of humiliation
Of mocking or scorn or severe condemnation
Instead feel the warmth of the fartist's creation
Bend over and squeeze with immense concentration
And do it right now without hesitation
Be smelly and loud and sans explanation
Sing out and be proud, "Hooray Flatulation!"