When you feel it coming way down in your gut
Lean off to one side and ready your butt
Let that fart fly with pride and with joy
Don't warn the others, but prepare to annoy
Don't push to hard cause there's always a chance
You'll use too much strength and ruin your pants
Here's your one shot to bother the masses
You know they can't handle your odoriferous gases
But that's their problem, it shouldn't get you down
It's not their concern that your underwear's brown
You'll deal with the smell, you'll deal with the stains
Just know that the Tide can't save your Hanes