My farts are all powerful, they cause quite a breeze
They’ve knocked over buildings, they’ve uprooted trees
They’ve caused men to cough, they’ve caused men to sneeze
They’ve caused some men to fall to their knees
They’ve caused men to beg, 'oh won’t you stop please'
I really can’t help it, I have a disease
It causes my ass to blow stinky cheese
I really don’t mind it, my girl disagrees