All the people stop and stare
When I release my stinky air
A loud enough fart and I'm on display
I force 'em to hear what my ass has to say
So I fart with abandon and the crowd gathers round
But they cringe with disgust at the splattery sound
But what do I care, farting loud's what I do
I just bet they're glad that I'm not Toots McPoo