(To the tune of "You Give Love A Bad Name" by Bon Jovi)

When you pass gas
I can tell
Cause you give farts a bad smell

A gaseous boom is what I hear
You promised you wouldn't then you spread your rear
I got your stench all over me
Your passion is farting, oh this I can see

Whoa, you're a bloated one
Whoa, you must weigh a ton
Nothing can stop you
The farting's begun

When you pass gas
I can tell
Cause you give farts a bad smell, bad smell
You spread your cheeks and you unleash hell
You give farts a bad smell, bad smell
You give farts a bad smell

The odor starts below your hips
I run for cover when you take your shits
It reeks in here, it makes me cry
It stinks like a sewer when you let one fly

Whoa, you're a bloated one
Whoa, you must weigh a ton
Nothing can stop you
The farting's begun

When you pass gas
I can tell
You give farts a bad smell, bad smell
You spread your cheeks and you unleash hell
You give farts a bad smell, bad smell
You give farts a bad smell