Went out to dinner with dad and with mom
I thought it'd be funny to drop a huge bomb
I decided to rip one to see what would happen
And it could've been great til I started crappin
Of course I realized that my stomach was hurting
But didn't think that a push would cause me to start squirting
Excused my self quickly and ran to the john
I haven't a clue how long I was gone
So I tossed my boxers and went back to the table
Tried to finish my meal but I just wasn't able
I'd cleaned myself up but couldn't clear the air
The smell that remained was too strong to bear
And then an idea came to me on a whim
When the waiter came by I just blamed it on him