(To the tune of "Yesterday" by The Beatles)

Anal spray
I shouldn't have had that cafe au lait
At least I think that's what my ass would say
And now I deal with anal spray

Anal leaks
You can be sure that it's my ass that reeks
I've had the shits bad now for several weeks
My underwear has doody streaks

Why I
Eat so much
It's a crutch, what can I say
Now my
Asshole burns
And it churns out anal spray

Anal spray
I shouldn't have gone to that Chinese buffet
It seems the shrimp was from another day
And so I deal with anal spray

Why I
Eat so much
It's a crutch, what can I say
Now my
Asshole burns
And it churns out anal spray

Anal spray
I shouldn't have gone to that Chinese buffet
It seems the shrimp was from another day
And so I deal with anal spray