When it comes to farting, there's no question I rule
I was farting before farting was cool
Teachers would stare when I farted at school
The kids would freak out and they'd call me a tool
I'd go off to camp and eat all the gruel
Then I'd go swimming and fart in the pool
Sometimes I'd fart just to be cruel
Like that one Simchat Torah when I farted in shul
And so I go on smelling like stool
But what can I say, I'm a fat farting fool